INCIDENT HISTORY — aquimedes-universe
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DATE        SEVERITY  DESCRIPTION                                  RESOLUTION
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2038-01-19  CRITICAL  fridge achieved sentience                    wontfix
2031-03-14  MAJOR     soup rejected the laws of physics            wontfix
2024-10-31  MAJOR     window attempted to return                   blocked by soup
2024-03-14  MINOR     SHAKA-256 produced correct hash              investigated: anomaly
1970-01-01  UNKNOWN   universe initialized                         author: unknown | tests: none
0000-00-00  PARADOX   window removed before it existed             unresolved
∞           ONGOING   Aquimedes has always been in the fridge      this is fine

; all incidents closed by: soup
; incidents reviewed by: soup
; incident system maintained by: soup
; soup reviewed this file: wontfix